Joe Biden’s Teeth Have Their Own Website (Seriously!)

I know we are fascinated by the new adminstration that took over the White House today but when does fascination go too far?

You probably noticed during today’s inauguration proceedings that our new President and Vice President have a great smiles. But did you know Joe Biden’s teeth had their own website?!?

The creators of JoeBidensTeeth.com (slogan: Joe Biden’s Teeth: Teeth You Can Believe In) have posted inauguration-relevant content chronicling the history of Joe Biden’s enamel. If that’s too much information about our new Vice President, perhaps you might need a vice presidential song to motivate your young child to brush their teeth or an older sibling would enjoy the Teeth ID challenge.

Ok, if that doesn’t do it for you then how about free stuff?

If you just happen to be curious enough to click over, you should also know that Trident is collaborating with JoeBidensTeeth.com to celebrate the new VP’s smile by giving gum to any American that uploads their grin to JoeBidensTeeth.com.

And if you don’t want to post a photo of your smiling mug on the site for your free gum, crop your photo to reveal teeth like I did in this photo of Little Miss Techie and Captain Computer!

Don’t they have great smiles! And no mom, they won’t be chewing the gum!

Does this mean that the same website will be bringing us The First Family’s Flossing courtesy of Glide???